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Standard & Poor's Downgrade

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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