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Staff Teeth

Will missing teeth lead to missing customers?

Staff Teeth thanks to Mike King

Company's new in-dentured plan for employees

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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