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Spring Is Just Around The Corner

Time to say goodbye to winter!

Spring Is Just Around The Corner thanks to Cathy Young

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Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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