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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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