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Sports Hernias thanks to Mel Hardman

Sports Hernias thanks to Mel Hardman

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Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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