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Shell Sink

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Shell Sink thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How to get closer to the ocean

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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