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Shell Sink

Next best thing to being at the beach

Shell Sink thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How to get closer to the ocean

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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