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Sea Painting

Low tide substitute for paint thinner

Sea Painting thanks to Erik Johansson

Paint lasts longer on calm sea days

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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