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A throne is only a bench covered in velvet. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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