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Redneck Wave Runner

Bubba never gets bored with his wave board

Redneck Wave Runner thanks to Keith Blake

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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

We're all equal before a wave. - Laird Hamilton

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

The winds and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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