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Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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