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Redneck House Move

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Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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