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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton


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