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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare


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