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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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