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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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