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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss


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