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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake


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