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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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