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The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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