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Poodle Power

Dogs that excel in the weightlifting class

Poodle Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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