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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities. - Stephen Sondheim

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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