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Planking

Lying down on the job taken to different levels

Planking - the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it. The term “planking” was coined in Australia and became a fad in 2011. Planking has its origins in the lying down game in Europe and Japan (1997). It has also been known as “playing dead” (South Korea 2003), “à plat ventre” (On one's belly, France 2004), and “extreme lying down” (Australasia, 2008).
Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

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A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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