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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad


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