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The market is always right. - Unknown

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

In her last days, Gertrude Stein resembled a spoiled pear. - Gore Vidal

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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