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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities. - Stephen Sondheim

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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