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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities. - Stephen Sondheim

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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