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Other Door thanks to Mike King

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Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

I got gaps; you got gaps; we fill each other's gaps. - Sylvester Stallone

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people. - Jamie Lee Curtis

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

The opinion which other people have of you is their problem, not yours. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Doing things by halves is worthless; it may be the other half that counts. - Unknown

I only know two pieces - one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't. - Victor Borge

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing. - Peter Ustinov

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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