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Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

The opinion which other people have of you is their problem, not yours. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

You may choose to look the other way but you can never say again that you did not know. - William Wilberforce

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

All guys are scared of each other, didn't you know that? I'm not the only one. We're all born afraid. - Cornell Woolrich

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Half the world is composed of those who have something to say but can't; the other half is of those who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. - Robert Frost


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