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Other Door

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Other Door thanks to Mike King

If at first your don’t succeed, try the only other one

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A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Doing things by halves is worthless; it may be the other half that counts. - Unknown

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Nothing gives an author so much pleasure as to find his works respectfully quoted by other learned authors. - Benjamin Franklin

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


Time Management

Melted Dog

Bible Bar

Shower Dog

Scottish Choices

Is Lunch Ready?

Food Bank Closure

Breakfast In Bed

'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Ice Cream Thief

Chocolate Bed

Uplifting Church

Touchy Subject

It's A Keeper

Horse Hearse

No Pit Stop Car

Street Cleaning in China

Absolutely Nothing

Flower Drums

Really?

Waterproof Notepad

Seniors Bike Club

Family Hands

Flight Downer