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The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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