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Neck Exercises to do at the Computer thanks to Mike King

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

She's not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I'm all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal? - Jarod Kintz

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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