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Motherhood

A mother's care around the world

Motherhood thanks to Mike King

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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