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Motherhood

A mother's care around the world

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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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