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Motherhood thanks to Mike King

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker have been around a lot longer than supermarkets and Wal-Mart. - Joel Salatin

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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