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Mirror Lake

Is this a fake mirror?

Mirror Lake thanks to Jim Serritella

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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