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Mirror Bike

Bicycle tires with a side view

Mirror Bike thanks to Keith Blake

A touch of illusion added to this year’s Tour de France

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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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