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Mirror Bike

Bicycle tires with a side view

Mirror Bike thanks to Keith Blake

A touch of illusion added to this year’s Tour de France

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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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