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Marital Rating Chart - Husband

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Marital Rating Chart - Husband thanks to Cherei McCarter

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Do you Edith....take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband? - Archie Bunker

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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