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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones


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