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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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