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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer


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