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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump


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