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Fireman down!

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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