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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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