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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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