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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Neither woman nor man lives by work, or love, alone ... The human self defines itself and grows through love and work: All psychology before and after Freud boils down to that. - Betty Friedan

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown


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