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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts. - William Shakespeare

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. - George Washington


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