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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Happiness is the best facelift. - Diana Krall

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Happiness is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides of the mind. - Alice Meynell

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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