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Lightweight Dumbbells

Almost as good as real exercise!

Lightweight Dumbbells thanks to Mel Hardman

Work out at home with a fraction of the effort

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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