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Leaning Against The Leaning Tower

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Leaning Against The Leaning Tower thanks to Mel Hardman

Not quite enough to topple the Leaning Tower of Pisa

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Push hard and expect rapid results. - Lorii Myers

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds. - Larry Bird

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Get fired. If you're not pushing hard enough to get fired, you're not pushing hard enough. - Tom Peters

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Greatness and nearsightedness are incompatible. Meaningful achievement depends on lifting one's sights and pushing toward the horizon. - Daniel H. Pink

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert

What he was scared of was not that maybe she was a creature who survived by drinking other people's blood. No, it was that she might push him away. - John Ajvide Lindqvist

Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. - Unknown

We got to know the competition very well. In the '50s popcorn made a big growth in sales. Our main push was to produce the best quality and sell in quality retail outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

Every time you do a good deed, you shine the light a little farther into the dark. And the thing is, when you're gone, that light is going to keep shining on, pushing the shadows back. - Charles de Lint

Needs cause motivation. Deep-rooted desires for esteem, affection, belonging, achievement, self-actualization, power, and control motivate us to push for what we want and need in our lives. - Lorii Myers


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