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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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