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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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