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The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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