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Items Of Value

Words of car theft encouragement

Items Of Value thanks to Mike King

Leave anything behind in your car?

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Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

What we all must decide is how we are valuable rather than how valuable we are. - Edgar Z. Friedenberg

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

One of the most valuable things we can do to heal one another is listen to each other's stories. - Rebecca Falls

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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