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'Je ne give a pas' attitude toward higher education

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Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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