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'Je ne give a pas' attitude toward higher education

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno


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