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Ice Cream Burqa

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Ice Cream Burqa thanks to Keith Blake

Beyond the Burqa

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder


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