#1 humor site on the 'net

How To Make A Deer Stand

Bubba's trailer stand lives up to high expectations

How To Make A Deer Stand thanks to Mike King

1. Start with a small to medium size camping trailer

How To Make A Deer Stand thanks to Mike King

2. Drag it out to a likely hunting area

How To Make A Deer Stand thanks to Mike King

3. Jam some poles in the ground

How To Make A Deer Stand thanks to Mike King

4. Use a couple of tractors with loaders

How To Make A Deer Stand thanks to Mike King

5. Raise it WAY UP (and chain 'er down)

How To Make A Deer Stand thanks to Mike King

6. Step back to admire your work

How To Make A Deer Stand thanks to Mike King

7. Build a deck

How To Make A Deer Stand thanks to Mike King

8. Build some nice stairs - you don't want to fall down a ladder while drinking beer

How To Make A Deer Stand thanks to Mike King

9. Practice shooting deer with a piece of 2x4 lumber

How To Make A Deer Stand thanks to Mike King

10. Enjoy a steak and taters dinner

QuotaBills
Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


Long Liquor Store

Happy Wood Pig

On Top Of Things

Anail Retention

Bat Flight

The No Brainer

Truck Bender

Bacon Balls

Fast Closure

Ukrainian Feast

1934 Modern Home

Fliptus

Copper Tubing Specialist

Bach Off Van

Boss Resume

Canadian Gun Shop

Hogwart's Other Bridge

Excalibutter

As The World Turns

Bird Condo

Legal Assistance For All

Chinese Law School

Do Not Stack

Stairway Chute