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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale


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