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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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