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Horse Follower

Just going along for the ride

Jethro suddenly realised his wife had fallen off her horse, which was quite a relief to him as an hour before he'd thought he'd gone deaf.

Horse Follower thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I don't follow precedent. I establish it. - Fanny Ellen Holtzman

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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