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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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