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Just over the hedge

Hedge Face thanks to Keith Blake

What waterfall eyes you have!

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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant


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