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Hawaiian Surfboard Trade

Why some relationships end up on the rocks

Hawaiian Surfboard Trade thanks to joe-kster

Board: The fibreglass thingy under your feet

Hawaiian Surfboard Trade thanks to joe-kster

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Take my wife - please! - Henny Youngman

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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