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Surf's Up for the Joe-kster on his 2011 Hawaii Promo Tour

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

If in doubt, paddle out. - Nat Young

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

We're all equal before a wave. - Laird Hamilton

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

It's all about where your mind's at. - Kelly Slater

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

It's like the mafia. Once you're in, you're in. There's no getting out. - Kelly Slater

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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