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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

No one has rosier glasses in hindsight than a successful person. - Trevor Hartl

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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