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Gonzolier

Gonzo and the Venetian boatman

Gonzolier thanks to Mel Hardman

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Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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