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A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther


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