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You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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