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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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