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Garden Gnome

Face-ing a walk in the country

Garden Gnome thanks to Keith Blake

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens to the which our wills are gardeners. - William Shakespeare

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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