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Garden Gnome

Face-ing a walk in the country

Garden Gnome thanks to Keith Blake

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens to the which our wills are gardeners. - William Shakespeare

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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